Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.
[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]
Hey, hey, hey! Share!
On that day humanity received a jolly reminder…
SIE SIND DAS PRESENTS UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
VOICED BY STEPHEN FRY?!
SO MUCH EXCITED CAPSLOCK CHATTER!
(Seriously, though, semi tempted.)
This is what it means to age gracefully…
God save the queen
Don’t care that I’ve already reblogged this
I love it so much!!
I love the slightly suspenseful music that plays before he delivers the last line!!
literally me omg